I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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