then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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