I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Be still, my beating vagina.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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