i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize