One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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