Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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