It's like God shit irony all over that family
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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