Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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