When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize
