Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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