it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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