WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How drunk are you?
Completed.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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