you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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