at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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