I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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