Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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