Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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(510): View more from California

come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

(505): View more from New Mexico

yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�

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(954): View more from Florida

and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

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(443): View more from Maryland

Two words: blizzard sex

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Good point.

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