apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic