Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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