girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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