Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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