we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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