Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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