Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
