ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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