is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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