She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize