You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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