Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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