I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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