Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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