PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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