why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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