Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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