You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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