Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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