Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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