new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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