i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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