Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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