I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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