i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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