I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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