i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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