Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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