Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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