Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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