hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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