Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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