he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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