That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?