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(415): View more from California

if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Odds of those being real?

(614): View more from Ohio

One in who gives a fuck

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(208): View more from Idaho

We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever

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(845): View more from New York

Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.

(716): View more from New York

gotta love spring break

(845): View more from New York

gotta love slutty girls from the south

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(478): View more from Georgia

how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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(970): View more from Colorado

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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(305): View more from Florida

So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.

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