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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!

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• (212): View more from New York

  R you on birth control?

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  No, why?

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  ...no reason

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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  None of that is ok.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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