tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I bet he comes in French.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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