try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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