the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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