i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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