he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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